less dangerous than your average gangster, yet more supple and comforting than your average sofa.
makes a particularly good mate, not surprisingly, with clyde (unarmed)… together they form a spacious sectional that’s also capable of pistol whipping unsuspecting bank clerks.
specs:
96" wide
31.5" deep
29" tall
Lead times
All furniture and lighting will usually ship within 2 weeks, sometimes less. All accessories will usually ship within 72 hours (if my math is right, that's 259,200 seconds).
Free shipping on orders over $500.
Please note that large, bulky items (like chairs and sofas) are delivered via freight. This means that the guy who drops it off will not be interested in carrying things up your stairs. In fact, he will drop it at the curb and run for the hills. However, we will schedule these delivery times with you, so you can round up able-bodied friends.