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Jane Chair
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Knicker Chair
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Nicole Ottoman
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Real Good Barstool
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Real Good Chair
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Real Good Counterstool
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Son of a Bench
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Spencer Chair

Seating

if there is one thing we like, it is sitting down. from our unique vantage point, sitting on our chair, we can bid our minions to do the dirty work. don’t have minions of your own? well, i suggest you get some asap (as you working people say). barring a timely acquisition of suitable minions, may we suggest a few chairs?


1. jane chair are your creditors harassing you at all hours? if not, then you need to buy a new chair on credit. if they are harassing you, then you need the comfort provided by jane to relieve the stress of cre...

$1,050.00

2. knicker chair i hear the knickers love this chair. i love it, too. my favorite thing about this chair—the way the fabric creeps down the walnut leg . . . so cool. [editor’s note: who are the knickers?]...

$279.00

3. nicole ottoman as it is, the nicole ottoman is just fine. however, it would be so much better if it were named the nicole kidman ottoman empire. what could be more powerful? the ottoman empire lasted from 1299 to...

$975.00

4. real good barstool no, no, no these chairs aren’t stealth, but they are powder-coated and laser-cut, which is even cooler. even better, they make a great play pen for guinea pigs. specs: 18.75" wide 41.5&q...

$199.00

5. real good chair no, no, no these chairs aren’t stealth, but they are powder-coated and laser-cut, which is even cooler. even better, they make a great play pen for guinea pigs. specs: 18.5" wide 33"...

$129.00

6. real good counterstool no, no, no these chairs aren’t stealth, but they are powder-coated and laser-cut, which is even cooler. even better, they make a great play pen for guinea pigs. specs: 18" wide 35.5"...

$199.00

7. son of a bench interlocking loops of hot-rolled steel in glossy black rubber-dipped skin begs for one’s excessive devotion and delivers gratification of desire. kiss the bench of shiny steel and rubber. ...

$1,299.00

8. spencer chair the perfect chair if you are an oscar-winning, philandering husband with the last name of tracy. even if you aren’t, it’s a pretty damn good chair. i like the tufted button thingymajigs...

$1,050.00