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Gus Modern
who is this gus you speak of and what is it that makes him so, well, modern?
good, good questions. sit down and ponder before you answer. but don’t eat the lutefisk.
1. euclid ottoman this ottoman rigidly adheres to standard principles of geometry. there are no hyperboles or ellipses. parallel lines remain so. or at least that’s what the guy next to me in high school said&...
$1,050.00
2. fruit trough the fabled album that axl rose has been working on for fifteen long years… after innumerable lineup changes, predictable delays, and thousands of hours of recording, chinese democrary has fin...
$95.00
3. jane chair are your creditors harassing you at all hours? if not, then you need to buy a new chair on credit. if they are harassing you, then you need the comfort provided by jane to relieve the stress of cre...
$1,050.00
4. jane sofa i’m going to detroit next week. should i pack a scarf and a wool hat? i’ve heard it’s cold in detroit. and boy, the lions sure had a terrible season. but don’t ask kristen a...
$1,950.00
5. lightbox a box full of light. the clever folks at gus modern have devised a way of allowing the light to escape the box in order to illuminate your room. they call it translucence. very, very clever. mine s...
$335.00
6. lightstick a stainless-steel frame for a simple light bulb. provides an elegant, unique means of lighting a room. the foot switch is especially handy. i’ve actually trained my dog to turn it on and off ...
$555.00
7. nicole ottoman as it is, the nicole ottoman is just fine. however, it would be so much better if it were named the nicole kidman ottoman empire. what could be more powerful? the ottoman empire lasted from 1299 to...
$975.00
8. pawn stool rhomboid + rhomboid = pawn stool. we’ve arranged these in the front row of our giant lawn chessboard. for an expendable chess piece, they are an amazingly gorgeous stool. specs: 14" wide...
$385.00