david copperfield owns 48 of these things because we told him they were invisible. when he said he could plainly see them, we responded, “that’s because you are magic. if you weren’t magic, they would be invisible to you. where are the tables? i can’t see them.”
so we called his bluff, now didn’t we? and then he had to buy them or admit that he’s a big dumb phony baloney. (my apologies to any aspiring magicians in the audience).
specs:
12” wide
12” deep
18” high
Lead times
All furniture and lighting will usually ship within 2 weeks, sometimes less. All accessories will usually ship within 72 hours (if my math is right, that's 259,200 seconds).
Free shipping on orders over $500.
Please note that large, bulky items (like chairs and sofas) are delivered via freight. This means that the guy who drops it off will not be interested in carrying things up your stairs. In fact, he will drop it at the curb and run for the hills. However, we will schedule these delivery times with you, so you can round up able-bodied friends.